Background checks are nothing new. In fact, Santa has been doing them for centuries.
He makes a list, and he checks it twice –
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice.
Yup, he knows if you’ve been bad or good –
So, be good for goodness sake!
(Unless you want a lump of coal in your stocking!)
Santa might look like a jolly, easygoing guy, but he never takes a chance.
He thoroughly vetted Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen. They recommended Comet, Cupid, Donder and Blitzen – but he still screened them just to be sure they had valid licenses to fly at night.
As for Rudolph, Santa needed to know that red nose was the real thing – and not just the result of a bad cold or too many nights on the sauce.
Legal Locator Service has been conducting background checks for 25 years. We are fast, accurate, and affordable. Call us toll-free at 866-225-2435 or 503-697-5821 to discuss your screening needs. Certified Women-Owned Business. Bilingual English/Spanish-speaking office.